Herschel Walker to Stop Mass Shooting with Department of Watching Young Women Watching Young Women Watching Social Media

The last time we checked in with the candidate for the SENATE OF THE OFFICIAL REPUBLIC OF GEORGIA Herschel Walker, it was expressing shock and surprise to learn that Donald Trump thinks the 2020 election was stolen. What? Donald Duck trump? Think the election what he stole Herschel Walker had never heard him say! The reporters say it! distress Donald Trump Pshaw and hooey and poppycock!

Of course, that was earlier in the week. Now Republicans have changed blaming the new mass shootings on things that aren’t guns. And never say that Herschel Walker has no new ideas. Try this lit for sizes:

WALKER: There is a person who wields that weapon. You know, Cain killed Abel. You know, and that’s a problem we have. And I said what we need to do is look at how we can stop these things, you know they talked about making a misinformation, how about we have a department that can watch young men watching women watching social media How about doing it? Looking into things like that, and can we stop it like that? But they just want to keep talking about taking away your constitutional rights, and I think there are more things we need to look into. This has been happening for years and the way we stop it is by investing money in mental health, by investing money in other departments rather than departments that want to take away your rights.

In fact, Cain killing Abel is a problem we have, no one can deny it. And actually how about having a young men department that looks at women that looks at social media No one has ever suggested this before. Why put money in the Take Away Your Rights Department when you can just put it in other better departments?

We challenge anyone to argue with this.

So, you thought our title was a joke. fool

Someone on the Internet said that Tommy Tuberville launched himself so that Herschel Walker could fly. It is truly disturbing that it is not entirely clear that Walker would enter the Senate as the absolutely stupid republican in there. Top 10, for sure. But in a world of Tuberville and Marsha Blackburns and Ron Johnson and Rand Paul? shish

We also add that this should be the last time anyone doubts that Donald Trump’s best brain is able to identify the other best brains to push in Georgia Senate races. He found Herschel Walker!

This is almost as good what’s the weather like Herschel Walker explained evolution (not real because there are still monkeys) and how science cannot make babies because only God can make babies (duh).

And these are just idiotic words. There are also i read about his chicken business and the read about his education and the allegations of domestic violence Other all the rest.

Senator Raphael Warnock, the next few months of your life will be fun

Please win so we can all look back on this and laugh at the hilarity of it all.


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