Biden Department of Energy “investing” $ 3.5 billion in machines hoping to do the work of trees –

The Biden administration is so convinced (or wants us to be) that “climate change” is an existential threat that it will finance carbon aspirators with tax money. No seriously:

Granholm, the fully qualified energy secretary, having solved all the other problems in the energy sector, will do so supervise the project:

The federal government is investing in machines that suck huge amounts of carbon dioxide from the air in hopes of reducing the damage caused by climate change.

The Department of Energy said Thursday it will release $ 3.5 billion to groups that develop direct air capture and other technologies that remove carbon dioxide, which when released into the atmosphere causes global warming.
“Last month we saw the highest levels of CO2 emissions to the atmosphere in history, underscoring the fact that our efforts to tackle climate change will have no consequences if we don’t act now to manage the greenhouse gas emissions they are currently putting. Public health and our risky environment are at risk, “Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm said in a statement.

There is a different “solution”:

lol I’m not kidding.

The fiction couldn’t be more obvious:

You can’t make up these things, sadly the Biden administration candies.

Hopefully they don’t carry all these machines until eleven and end up killing trees, but considering this administration’s disastrous track record over everything else, it wouldn’t be surprising.

Can these machines be attached to the tails of private jets owned by wealthy climate change alarmist hypocrites?

Why not plan other trees? The answer is obvious:

Of course, there will be little consideration of how the money is actually spent.

The Biden administration has helped to erase the line between satire and reality.

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