Time for another episode of “normal normal conversations” with Tucker Carlson and Glenn Greenwald!

You probably think about the appropriate question on this clip by Tucker Carlson and Glenn Greenwald talking on the daytime set of Tucker’s “If Little House On The Prairie Was A Gay Porn” and “why?” But you are wrong, the question is “why not?”



We don’t really know what’s going on here or why these two guys think this is normal talk, but we’ll just describe it for you and you can see what you think.

Glenn says “everyone knows” that the people who actually send out death threats online probably won’t actually come and kill you. That’s probably correct.

Tucker chuckles in his soprano register because Glenn is a lot of fun.

Glenn says that “watching pornography is an outlet and alleviates the desire to be raped,” as if that were a perfectly normal thing to say. He says “when you give people a channel to express themselves” – you know, by posting death threats online or by watching porn – then they just don’t kill and rape. This is why before the Internet existed, all people they were murderers and rapists.

Glenn says QAnon is a “protest movement” that is concerned with “upsetting the elites”. This is true because, as we all know, elites get very angry when friendless losers on the internet believe that Donald Trump is leading a secret group of superheroes to fight crime with resurrected John F. Kennedy Jr. to combat trafficking. children. The elites are like “UGH! I’m upset!”

Glenn says when you tell these people “they can no longer use the internet to meet like-minded people and exchange complaints and organize, what do you THINK will happen?”

Tucker says “Well exactly!”

Glenn says this is what happened on January 6th, that people thought “we don’t really have the democratic process or the basic civil liberties that we were taught as children, we can expect to be in the United States, and then come together and protesting and storming things is the only thing we have left. “

Tucker says “Well yeah! Because they took out the pressure release valves!” You know, the place to send death threats to reporters is Internet masturbation time.

Now, if you’re wondering when every Big Lie believing QAnon brain wizard has lost their internet access, or what the hell is Glenn talking about when he suggests that these people have lost the “democratic process” or “civil liberties of base “, please remember these men are not like the rest of us and who knows, maybe they just hallucinate all the time, like house cats, oh well, fuck you.

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