Josh Denny is a funny mo-fo who happened to host a gigantic food show on Food Network … until they realized he’s a libertarian who doesn’t support the relentless slaughter of the unborn. They quickly “canceled” him for it and went so far as to remove any of his episodes from their platform. Sure, this is the same Food Network that played on identity politics in their latest Spring Baking Championship and outraged most of their audience by rewarding a woman who should have been kicked out of the show weeks earlier as their Spring Baking Champion.
He won with a cake that looked like it could be bought in any dreary grocery store bakery.
Guess which identity boxes he ticked?
But let’s digress.
For those who ask: Our working relationship with Josh Denny ended years ago and we have removed all episodes he hosted at that time. His views of him do not reflect the values of our company and we regret giving him a platform.
– Food network (@food network) September 3, 2021
Denny wrote a thread about how exhausting it must be to be a smart comedian, and it’s gold, baby.
Being a smart comedian honestly seems exhausting – you have to spend all day on Twitter pretending @Elon Musk it’s bad after you and all your friends bought his cars for the past ten years …
– Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) May 12, 2022
That fucking Elon Musk and his fucking dedication to fucking free speech! But hey, we really need to stop our addiction to fossil fuels and things like that.
You have to pretend that free speech is bad because people you don’t like or disagree with now also play the main instrument of your chosen profession …
– Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) May 12, 2022
Yup
You have to pretend @joerogan it’s not funny and that @pattonoswalt somehow it’s …
– Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) May 12, 2022
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry, Patton is not funny.
To continue.
You have to pretend that abortions are an incredible defense of personal autonomy, but the mandates of masks are fine because they protect other people (and babies are not people) …
– Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) May 12, 2022
Absolutely relevant right now. Crazy too.
If you have a penis, you have to break it and throw it away / and if you have white skin, you have to get rid of it and become something else, so you are still allowed to have opinions on the internet …
– Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) May 12, 2022
Break your penis and throw it away?
Ouch, man.
But not inaccurate.
You have to pretend that guns are evil and that people have no free will or choice over them because you know if you had one it would overwhelm your conscience and use your hand to fire it and kill you …
– Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) May 12, 2022
meep
You have to pretend that you are totally comfortable with blacks, gays and transgenders even though we both know that in reality all your real friends are other straight white virgin idiots …
– Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) May 12, 2022
Straight ahead. White. Virgin. idiots
Accurate to most of the cute comedians.
And worst of all, you have to pretend you haven’t read all of this, because you have to keep pretending that you don’t follow my every move, and you have to keep pretending that you think you’re better than me at it. , when we both know:
You are not.
– Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) May 12, 2022
What Josh said. All.
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